Waluigi the Stinky Cheeseman and other stupid Creepypastas.
Along time ago, people use to tell some stories about video game cartridges with labels torn off saying "BEN". Those stories where called "Creepypastas". Those stories are not in this Creepypasta itself. These stories in this pasta, are almost creepypastas but not quite. The stories in this creepypasta are trollpastas, I mean what else would you call-
Patrick: I found a rock!
Said Patrick Star.
Patrick: Now is mayonnaise an instrument? IS IT!!!!??????
Squidward: Stop! Hold everything! This is the Publish button part!
Publish Button Part
Patrick: SQUIDWARD?!
Squidward: That's right! I'm the narrator! Now can you please go away! I have not even go to
the section heading parts!
Patrick: NO!
Then Patrick got his Season 5 DVD (which is a very terrible season of SpongeBab), and kissed it.
The DVD blushed and gave birth to NEW Patrick!
New Patrick: NO SQUIDWARD! I WON'T DO YOUR BUISENSESS.
He pooped on Squidward's clarinet.
Squidward: YOU KNOW WHAT!!!!!!!
Then Squidward committed suicide.
GET IT?!
Little KFC
Hello. My name is Private and I worked as a voice actor at Nickelodeon Studios. I usually get to watch movies days before they air. Once, me and several co-workers got to view a new movie called Cars before it aired. Usually, there are comical titles to the movies, sort of work realated (man I suck at English) chuckles, like a title would have a fake title like Mr. Enter is going to review this soon... MAKE IT CRAPPY! instead of Cars 2. when we saw a Movie with the title "R.I.P Colonel Sanders", we shrugged it off and continued with the movie. It started with Chicken Little saying "THE SKY IS FALLING!" to a buch of people and his terrible dad "Buck". Suddenly, Buck got hyper-realistic eyes. It was Then, Mr. Enter killed Buck with a hyper-realistic knife I was so scared, I cried and one of the interns laughed at me and then went out of the room. Then, a quick picture lasted one frame, so I had to rewind the tape, where I saw a Golden Freddy Poster. It was real! It was so kreepy, I cried again, and I continued with the episode. Then, we heard screaming, and Chicken Litle was holding a WANTED: MR ENTER Poster, then a voice said "MAH DAD ABUSES ME!", and then he committed suicide Then, the disk suddenly exploded, so that's why I can't show you the movie. My friend caused suicide later, and his note said "Your were/was too Fat". Then, I visited his grave and then a skeleton popped...
Squidward: WAIIIT A MINUTE!
Said Squidward!
Mr. Enter: HEY!
Said Mr. Enter
Mr. Enter: If Squidward committed suicide... then how did he come back to life?
#Animated Atrocities Episode 666: Waluigi and the
New Patrick: OK1!!!!! WE GAT IT!
The New Patrick killed Mr. Enter, and I mean literary! So he will never come back!
PIEGUYRULZ: Season 666: Episode 7: Waluigi the Stinky Cheeseman and other stupid Creepypastas:
Little KFC kill Mr. Enter
F.U.N Fact: This is the only episode to contain hyper-realistic blood and that what makes this terrible! IT'S A SCUMBOB EPISODE!
New Patrick: So?
Squidward: That's just nitpicking let's get back to the story!
WEEGEEE.LPS
Owww! the section header bumped my head!
(This is a really true story! No really! this 666% true! Warning: contains cliches that might not be suitable for people under the age of 777. Viewer adivsion is advised.)
So it happen on one winter! I was watching the Room and decided to play Mario is Missing! So I went on the internet to search up a rom. I found a website, I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OKAY! DON'T TELL ME IT! THAT'S BECAUSE I DON'T TAKE REQUESTS! Oh wait! Wrong document! There was a file named "WEEGEE.LPS for Super Mario Kart". I knew I had to download it. IT'S NOT LIKE PEOPLE REQUESTED ME TO DOWNLOAD IT! LET... ME... REPEAT... STOP ASKING OK? I downloaded the file and patched the Super Mario Kart... Oh wait! Now I need to find that rom! Idiot I was! So I want on the ientenrant to find ao rmoml. I then found a rom named "Play me.smc". I knew I had to play this game. So I decided to patch both files and started playing. The game started with a kart racer, I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME!!!!!!! THATS WHY I DONT;'ZT TAKEJZ TERUQQESTS! THEN MALLEO POOPED UP AND KILLED HEM WIT A KNIFE! I waz so scaed! I took dump and went back!THAN A SEW MOBROS. STUDIOS! HOLY CRAAPPPPPPP! Than he killed, I DON;T TAKAE REWQUESTS!
Stuart K. Riley: Wow! That was pathetic!
Said Stuart K. Riley.
New Patrick: HEY Stuart! CAN I BEE IN YAR VIDE-
Then Stuart blocked him.
then the New Patrick had a epic plan!
New Patrick: DESTORY YOUTUBE! OBEBY PATRICK!
Then a death egg destroyed everything, but Google+ used his shield to block the lava lasers covered with burning eggs. The DEATH EGG EXPLOD and then It was then it was actually Herobrine who was all behind this entire story!
Herobrine: I'm watching you!
Stuart sent his YTP community to destroy Herobrine. Well almost, except for Mobros. Studios, because he doesn;t take requests. He wants to do what he wants to do, HE'S THE BOSS! HE CAN EVEN
MAKE A VERY VERY LONG STORY ABOUT WALUIGI THE THKINKY CHEESEZ MAN! AND HE WILLL IN 666 6 5 4 3 2
1:
YOUTUBE POOP: Super Dr. Mario's Luigi Toad Peach Toadstool Donkey Kong 1234 YOSHI'S WARIO 3D JR. BROS. WORLD MATH LESSON COOKIE THE LOST EPISODES ALL STARS SAFARI'S IS MISSING TIME MACHINE EARLY YEARS 98 BITE OF 87 HONG KONG 91 VS THE UGLY REDS USA JAPAN MOTHER EARTHBOUND REGGIE PEWDIEPIE PAINT: Waluigi the Stinky Cheeseman: The Board Game, The Movie, The Video Game, the creepypasta.
One day Mario, Luigi, Wario, and Waluigi where walking down a road until they saw a note saying this: Dear MALELELO: Please come to the BASTLE I've baked a pike for you Yours Traly Princess Toadstool BEEEEP" They all went to the Beep's Castle. Waluigi curious idiot he was went inside the castle. Then he saw 2 little old people. They where lonely, so the little old lady decided to make a man made out of old cheese. They then saw Waluigi in the hall. "Crap Said Waluigi.
They ran and caught him. They put him in a Golden Bonnie Suit. The spring locks caught him
inside and a fountain of BLOOD came out of his mouth. He was then put in the oven. They ripped
his mustache off and his eyes off. They put a marshmallow for a mouth and a bra for his eyes and put him in the oven to cook. Waluigi's skin was melting into rotten flesh and his bones where cracked. His organs exploded and his guts spilled out of his chest. However his brain stayed inside. The little old lady opened up the oven to see if it is ready! "GAH! WHATS THAT STINKY SMELL?". Then the Stinky Cheeseman ran out of the door and calling "Run Run Run as fast as you
can, you can't catch me it's a me Waluigi time!". Both the Old Man and the Old Lady died because the smell was bad. So the Stinky Cheeseman ran, until he saw a Fox and a Squirrel with a copy of
Waluigi Tennies 64 for virtual boy, where the story was that Waluigi had to play tennis with all the Five Nights at Freddy's Characters like Freddy, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy, Toy Freddy,
Toy Chica, Toy Bonnie, Mangle, BB, and Springtrap. So this is Waluigi Tennies 65. BTW die!
Now 666 years later, Mario, Luigi, Wario, and Balloon Boy was in their taxi, drinking beer and
saying how stupid Waluigi was.
Mario: Oh I a feel a sorry for a little Waluigi.
Wario: Really? I hated that guy!
Luigi: When we will get to that football game. The Sailor Crew vs My Little Pony Characters.
All of a sudden the Stinky Cheeseman ripped open the roof.
BB: GROOOOS1!!!
Said Balloon Boy.
The Stinky Cheeseman: I ran away from the little Old Lady and the Little Old Man and Foxy and
Sally.exe Do you guys have a copy of Waluigi Tennies 64.
Luigi: Nooo! Please don't kill me!
The Stinky Cheeseman ripped off Wario's skin and burned him!
Then the car ran off the cliff, exploding in hyper-realistic oil.
The Stinky Cheeseman jumped off the car and said "Run Run Run as fast as you
can, you can't catch me it's a me Waluigi time!"
Then the Stinky Cheesman saw a lava river with no moat. "How the hyper-realistic blood am I
have to cross this lava? If I try swimming in it, I might fall apart!
Suddenly he saw bear with a top hat saying "I'll take you across".
The Stinky Cheesman: How do I know you're not going to eat me?
Freddy (who is the bear with the tophat SPOILERS!): Why hope on my back and I will get you there.
After swimming, Freddy said "What is that horrible smell?!" The bear sneezed and the Stinky
cheesman fell in the lava and died...........
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
New Patrick: I WANT MY OWN CREEPYPASTA! PATRICK COMMITS SUICIDEDE.
Sequel Comin soon!